Meet the Cast

Hungry Helga

Hungry Helga

Helga has an insatiable appetite for fish. When her belly is full, she sings, but you definitely don't want to see her angry.

Captain Kjirk

Captain Kjirk

Captain Kjirk once dreamed of plundering strange new worlds, instead he married Helga and is now slave to her needs.

Scooper Gunkel

Scooper Gunkel

He'll never be the stuff of Norse legend, Gunkel diligently shovels dead fish until the fat lady sings.